Readin' carbsanity, which is like perez hilton of the low carb world, a commenter dropped this fantastic super sized nugget of awesome/omg/RUSERIUZ?
Okay. I checked, and it is real. I PHOTOED IT. I TOOK A PICTURE. Look.:
OMG. I am that baby. That's my brain's reflexive reaction upon scrolling down the chubby optimists' blog and seeing DAVID FUCKIN DUKE as link #14.
I think it's time anyone and everyone just turn their backs on JM. It's not enough he's a fool but apparently he's a neonazi, or at least making low carbers look so damned ridiculous day in day out. DAVID DUKE. Are you serious?
I feel like Chris Rock when he described black peoples' reaction to Michael Jackson' being accused of child molestation for the second time. ANOTHER FUCKIN' KID!! We love michael so much we let that first kid SLIDE!
I think all low carbers feel like this about Jimmy at this point in time. He is now the Michael Jackson of low carbing. FOR. REAL. Done with Jimmy!
It's cute how Jimmy tries to say "I don't care about David Duke's neo nazi beliefs". GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, do we look like idjits? Ok, don't answer that... people have been buying your books so yes I suppose you do think we are. It's so OBVIOUS he links Duke simply to expose people to these crazy white supremicist ideas. Why on earth would any normal person allow themselves to be associated with David Duke *unless* they agreed with crazy shit like a white pure race, a white homeland, and the JEWISH CONSPIRACY, etc. This is not incidental, this is purposeful, and JM doesn't have the courage to openly state his beliefs...just merely hopes people click the link and get "awakened white man!"
PS, someone tell Eleanor over at FTA: the racists int he paleo community are getting less shy now, they're talking about it now! We always knew they were here, it was just a nudge and a budge to get them to more openly do things like, be a guest on David Duke's show. Paleo has so many themes of "perfection" and "supremacy" it's really not much of a leap to start chattering about your perfect christian god and your perfect 400 pound obese ancestors.
I can't, I really can't.
Tell me my parody was wrong.